Royal Flush, the Renegades

I know you all don't know this but...... Let me introduce you to "ROYAL FLUSH". The bunch of boys I self-formed because we're the elite in LPS. LOL. I know, I know. IT'S LAME!!!! But.... i really think that it's nice having a group. XD


Bob Siow Chan Wai aka "Ten the Diligent"
The one, the emo. My arch-nemesis. Yes... he is the emo'est. Makes me worried bout him sometimes. Yes.... REALLY!!! He has issues. Real down right ones. But every time I wanna talk to him bout it. He's like :"*uck off, gay!!!" And walks away stomping the floor. He despises spicy food. Can't eat it, can't stand it. Especially Tom-yam. He seriously needs some fashion consultations. Serious fetish for brown objects....=.= Everytime he wanna buy shoes, he is like :"I don't like this, I don't like that. OoO... Brown Addidas." LOL. There are times where he feels emo because he keeps getting turned down whenever he confesses to girls. Let's c... up til now... 5? or was it juz 4? And wat's more. Since primary school, he was being stepped on by ACE. And that's why sometimes, he wants to prove himself through the camp his about to organize around May next year. And here's the reason to why i name him "ten the diligent". He's been helpin Pn. Lee, our library's teacher advisor doing jobs and errands since he was form 2. But no one noticed and people sometimes neglect and isolate him. Just like the card ten in our royal flush. No matter how many insignias there are on the card, it's still the smallest. No matter how hard he works, he remains the unnoticed. Pity.... yet he doesn't allow people to do that UNLESS you're the next girl he's after. Favourite song: 我不配. Guess people who know him shud noe de reason to why he likes this song XD Note: he is the shortest(sorry SCW)


Saw Yong Ren aka "Jack the Jester"
Actuali... I called him this because mainly he's a jack*ss. I've never seen anyone as rich + lazy as this guy. I tell you. Everytime he's given a job or errand. He'll just keep on moanin bout it. Me and Ace can already say out what are his usual lame moans. "URGH!!!!", "MA DE(妈的)!!!" "HEN LEI A(很累啊)!!!". I have totally gave up on changing this guy. Must have been the rich life which makes him so used to getting what he wants without working hard. Haih... I stil remember those days we stayed over in library. He slept the earliest. And we had to do all the hard work. And when we woke up, he play DotA there. *clap hands* He really is the court jester. Too happy go lucky. Well... Enough of insulting. He is actaully quite useful in times. Whenever we need some info bout tech, he could be the one. COULD. With his skills knowledge in it, Ketua Data memang suit him. But the fellow go act yeng and wanna be ketua harian like Ace. In the end he not oni cannot get the Ketua Harian post, he also lost his post as Ketua Data and got degraded to penolong. lol.... Skinniest among us. But he eats tons!!!! =.= damn him. LOL..... And guess wat, he's got a twin brother who looks nothing like the noob looks he got. The brother is more leng zai but stil noob XD (no offense). I've heard of twins with same looks but different personality. But they are juz the other way around. They got different looks alright, but their attitude totally same. It's just so hard to describe it in word's' so i'll juz describe it in one. NOOB!!! lol...but i've gotta hand it to him. He's got the way to make Ace talk to him even though Ace dont talk to no normal noob. He's such a hard person to see through too, very hard to know wats he thinking. He has an equal wild imagination as Ace, both of them can think of crazy stuff de lar. And leave me to pick up the dirty work.


Eugene Poh Phark Kwan aka "Queen the Loving"
I think no need write lar....=.=. Haih.... Well.... Im just your average 16 yer old fat-assed boy who hates his family. People say im patient. I DNO LAR!!! mayb~~~ ^^ hahaha. But i know one thing.. It's very hard to make me pissed, its not impossible, just hard. Moreover, if i am, i hold a very deep grudge against him/her. Smiling and acting is my specialty, literally. Used to act in dramas and plays in chruch. I guess its cause i also act in real life. My goals in life is to watch anime, runaway from home and do well as an accountant. =] A normal life will do for me. I remember Zachary once commented bout me. That i didnt have the guts to reach higher. but i juz told him back, why does one need to strive so high when it ends wif disaster. I love spicy food!!! XDD I dont rily like sweet stuff. Favourite drink: beer, rum and coffee. I think I'm cool. LOL... I'm called "Queen the loving" because.... I'm juz here to fill in the blanks. XD Well.... I'm alwiz open to wat people have to share wif me. From relationship problems to homework stress, I actuali wanted to have a new post in LPS, Ketua Kaunseling. But i know, i have my own issues. BUT!! i always use those issues to prove to my "clients" that there's more people who are worse than them. I totally hate people that get special treatment, people who are lucky to get things in their life solely because they have status and money, because i only think that things shud be earned by own hands. Luck determined by one's inner will. I never could have get so many marks in my add maths by luck and talent. I used to suck in maths. LOL... ESPECIALLY MULTIPLICATION!!!! =.= used to damn hate it... I remember that my dad used to tie me up in front of a big multiplication table and give a few minutes to take it all in. For every wrong question i answer, I get a new scar on my ass. =.= Yes.. I have a crazy dad. We go out and drink occasionally and end up carryin each other home =.= I hate him. I just hate him. End story


Lim Chee Yong aka "King the Calm"
Hm... What else can i say bout him. He looks like a king, acts like a king and lives like a king. He's the 2nd richest among us. He looks serious most of the time, but actuali he's just plain lame. LOL.... I'm not joking here. Most of the juniors are afraid of him but he can joke around wif u all he likes. He may be big but, he's got a big heart of gold. Owh kay...... Maybe tooooo big. One word. NAIVE. He just things the world can revolve around those thoughts. But dats wat make him an approachable person u talk too. Might be even better than me in consulting people but he just isn't used to it. Just like Jack, He has talent in tech, often plays lots of games. Sadly he dun like DotA. Well..... Me neither. XD I dowanna talk bad bout him too much but there's lots to talk bout him. Just like his name "King the calm", he's the most calm among us and take actions for every problems but I will never see eye to eye wif him because he thinks that problems can be solved so easy. Haih.... He never thinks deep and consider anyones just like the incident wif one of my luilui's. My luilui had already said no to his fren, but he had to butt in their relationship and backing up for the guy while blaming a bit bout luilui not giving the guy a chance. Well... That's another story to tell. He lives the suit life too long and that lead to his naivety. At a very young age, he lost his father to an incident which i'm not sure. It caused him too be alwiz alone wif his maid at home. At the age of 7, he would get bored at home and walked out himself too stroll in the neighbourhood. And dat's where u was introduced to CC (Cyber Cafe's). He was lucky. Having at great old man by his side during his days in the CC. TEACHING HIM HOW TO HACK MAPLE!!!!!! lol... i dno lar... juz overheard from him lar. That's when he started to get interest into tech. He had the time, the freedom and the money. Lucky bastard. Having special treatment because of the his $$. Haih... but I've learned to accept that fact. In fact, I wont hate him because at least he has a pure heart. So....... So.....单纯 =.= Urgh.... i hate that good part of him.LOL =.= Well... if he hadn't been goin out wif a dear fren of mine, i would have made a voodoo doll of him by now. HAHA!!!! He changed so many maids but the only one incident i remember the most is when he told the Royal Flush that his maid and his driver was *ahem*. So they changed both of them.... =.= LAME!!!! HAHAHA!!! Well... besides that, you're alright bro. And i thank you for being the one to calm me down when i get all worked up. Ask him for advice, its for ur own good =]


Nell Moh Jiun Han/m@o aka "Ace the Mastermind"
M@o. My friend. My enemy. It's so funny how i hate him no matter how much he makes me admire him. He's brain is extraordinary. He could be a businessman/lawyer/event manager, he could be anythin as long as he's the boss. He can out-talk u anytime anyday, but it depends on whether he is IN THE MOOD OR NOT. =.= He can plan a party and get away with it, but it depends on whether he is IN THE MOOD OR NOT. =.= he can organize a business plan and earn more than just profit, but it depends on whether he is IN THE MOOD OR NOT. =.= He is gifted, yes, but alwiz use his gift in the wrong ways. =.= Always do all those whacko stuff dat will get us all in trouble. Haih... Find stuff to make a happy day become a busy day. For example, when i was Ketua Maintenance, he will use MY SCREWDRIVER and freakin break lockers!!!! =.= And i had to fix it... Well.... He just dun have the right people to have guided him through his youth. Alwiz have to face freakin brothers dat bully him. Sad.. A person who is this powerful because of a sad childhood. He has a great weakness though, he chooses his friends. And when i mean choose, i really mean it. He won't talk to you unless, he thinks that you are worth the talk. He only goes after the cool, the suave, the powerful and talks to them. Wherelse he seldoms comes by and talks to me. At the beginning of the year, i nearly thought he was gay coz we were the earliest in the library. And he would be always askin me to TEMAN HIM GO TOILET!!!! GAY *SS!!! LOL.... only jack will be dumb enuf to follow him though. Tends to go solo all the time, but he never rush into things and can be equally calm as King. Well... to be frank, he is juz all of us combine together lar. Although he gets pissed very easy, and he will obviously show it....=.= and moreover he READS!!!!! he f*ckin reads man. His general knowledge is wider than all of the other Royal Flush members added together. DUDE!!! He's like a walkin wikipedia.... But sadly he ain't that humble to hide his fangs. He'll just bite u and capture ur heart in a split second. But most of the time he's crapping bout stuff he just read from books lar (吹水). As said in Jack's paragraph, he just has the wildest imagination ever. Always think of lame but fun stuff. Example: Kai bao, Counter Strike in Library, Hacking to other peoples friendster accounts and putting Tan Lin's photo as the only picture there and write the title "my mom". Right as of now, he is hooked up to pokemon. Yes... i did not type wrong and u did not c wrong. POKEMON!!!! DENG!!!!! @#$%&!!!! Haih... Despite all his talent, I overheard he wants to be a pilot. But.... Sadly his Physics is worse than mine. In conclusion, he's just the combination of the specialties of the other Royal Flush Members and nearly the perfect guy. NEARLY!!!


To sum it all up, we the Royal Flush are made up of different types of people. But despite the differences, we make a great team that serves the library and helps out in every way we can to make the library more lively. Just wish we could have get along better. [;